(Source: scanned, via teengirlenthusiast)
Weirdest Porn Intro Ever
What the actual fuck.
Drew if you dont get it you never will
(Source: pornographyandmeathooks)
James keeps bringing home the coffee Via packets from Starbucks.
James: Man the coffee things they give out at Starbucks are so good
Me: What?
James: Those coffee sachets. The instant coffee.
Me: They were giving them away?
James: Well there was no price on them….
both of us:………
Me: Youve been stealing from Starbucks!
James: Man I go in every day and take some packets. Damn.
